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Fic: Fitting the Pieces (NCIS)

Title: Fitting the Pieces
Author: kaylashay
Rating: FR15
Disclaimer: I'm not Bellesario or CBS, so I don't claim to own them.
Genre: Gen; Crack!Fic
Characters: Tony
Word Count: 220
Written For: ncis_drabble Past Challenge #83 Games
Note: This came about because of a comment made by spoonyriffic that can be found here.

Crossposted: ncisfanfic; ncis_fic; ncis_drabble

Summary: It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you play the game.

It was long and slender and looking for an opening that would swallow it whole. With a little nudge to the left, it lined up perfectly. It slipped past the outer walls and slid into the space that had been carved especially for it.

Then came another, this time moving faster. It was shorter in length, but it contained parts below that slapped against the sides as it pushed into the hole.

The following performer was an acrobat. It turned this way and that, showing off hard angles and lines as it moved toward its destination. In the end, it slipped into two waiting holes with a maneuver that showed off its incredible skills.

The one dubbed 'wide and stumpy' came next. It didn't have much in length, but it made up for it in girth. The waiting hole was gaping, eager to be filled by the fullness hurtling towards it.

And so it continued. Holes were opened and filled. As time progressed, the pace increased and everything was harder and dripping with anticipation of the grand finale.

It was getting so close. The climax was upon them…


"Stop playing and start working, DiNozzo!"

The barked orders were accompanied by a sharp slap to the head and Tony's rushed, "On it, Boss!"

Tetris would just have to wait till later.


Note: The comment made by spoonyriffic was: ...but then Tony has that kind of tension with almost every living, breathing, hot-blooded person on the show. He sometimes has that tension with his phone when he's playing Tetris.

Comments

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spoonyriffic
Nov. 16th, 2009 03:51 am (UTC)
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD. *dies laughing*

Seriously, I can't stop laughing! The innuendo! Holy hell, the innuendo! *bg*

This was awesome. I can totally see this going through Tony's mind as he's playing Tetris. He's a naughty boy, he is.
kaylashay
Nov. 16th, 2009 03:53 am (UTC)
Oh yeah... Tony definitely has very inappropriate thoughts during Tetris games.

:-)

Naughty boy. Gibbs should spank him. Oh... wait... I need to post *that* fic.
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donutsweeper
Nov. 16th, 2009 03:56 am (UTC)
*snickers* Only Tony
kaylashay
Nov. 16th, 2009 03:58 am (UTC)
And you know that Gibbs knows about this too... He has to... He's Gibbs.
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unstoppablefrce
Nov. 16th, 2009 04:05 am (UTC)
It's 4am, I should be in bed and not stuffing my fist in my mouth so I don't LOL and wake everyone else in the house up, but...

THATISMADEOFSERIOUSWIN. *nodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnod*

Er. I got a little carried away. *grins* And am now dizzy. :S
kaylashay
Nov. 16th, 2009 04:10 am (UTC)
Hee! Tony can makes lots of people dizzy. :-)
satyrnfive
Nov. 16th, 2009 04:17 am (UTC)
So after reading this I thought about the word innuendo. Take it apart and sound it out and you realize its a mashed up version of the phrase: in your end, oh!

Fitting.
kaylashay
Nov. 16th, 2009 04:22 am (UTC)
LOL!

LOL LOL LOL

Someone must have figured that out when they came up with the word. ;-)
weird_fin
Nov. 16th, 2009 04:50 am (UTC)
Heh. Tetris certainly plays to his sexed up mind, doesn't it? ;)
kaylashay
Nov. 16th, 2009 04:51 am (UTC)
It does, it does... :-)
kateri_e
Nov. 16th, 2009 05:55 am (UTC)
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*coughcoughchoke*

I don't think there are WORDS for that. And I thought tejas and mines clothing porn discussions were bad.

Now though I can't get all the scenarios in which we see Tony playing Tetris out of my mind.
Goofing off in the office=playing with himself?
That time in interrogation=Total exhibition but then we all knew Tony's a bit kinky... ever notice he can't get in the elevator with Gibbs without getting that dirty little smile

And last but not least.....
That time he was playing and Gibbs walked by and dropped his phone in the ice and soda cup. Now was he telling Tony he needed to take a cold shower or was he giving a cold shower to Tetris?

If the latter that means Gibbs is now guilty of jealousy and murder of inanimate objects, which would so fit in xanthe's 'Dry Spell' crack fic
kaylashay
Nov. 16th, 2009 05:58 am (UTC)
If the latter that means Gibbs is now guilty of jealousy and murder of inanimate objects, which would so fit in xanthe's 'Dry Spell' crack fic

*dies* That is so, so, so true!

LOL... exhibition in interrogation...

And what about Gibbs, "My son Tony plays that game," line... ???
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sa3466996
Nov. 16th, 2009 10:45 am (UTC)
Just too perfect for words. *ggg*
kaylashay
Nov. 17th, 2009 04:42 am (UTC)
Thanks! I couldn't resist the temptation...
justhuman
Nov. 16th, 2009 12:28 pm (UTC)
Cute!
kaylashay
Nov. 17th, 2009 04:43 am (UTC)
:-)
shayasar
Nov. 16th, 2009 01:52 pm (UTC)
bwahahahahah!!!!

This was brilliant! Never realized just HOW dirty Tetris is...
kaylashay
Nov. 17th, 2009 04:43 am (UTC)
Tetris is really, really dirty when you think about it... :-)
sasha1600
Nov. 16th, 2009 03:00 pm (UTC)
LOL! That's hilarious! I'd write more, but you've already made me late for class *g*. And yes, you need to post that spankyfic... you can't drop a hint like that and leave us hanging!
kaylashay
Nov. 17th, 2009 04:45 am (UTC)
Oh noes! I'm contributing to delinquency!!

*keeps an eye over shoulder for Gibbs to show up in a spanking mood*

:-)

The spankfic is technically posted in Xanthe's journal on her birthday post. I plan to post it everywhere (including my journal) tomorrow. :-)
kataren
Nov. 17th, 2009 01:23 pm (UTC)
*ded*
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