?

Log in

Previous Entry | Next Entry

Title: When Life Returns
Author: kaylashay
Character(s): Tony DiNozzo; Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Pairing(s): Gibbs/DiNozzo
Genre(s): Humor; Slash
Rating: FR18
Challenge: ncis_flashfic Returning
Word Count: 312
Author Note/Disclaimer: I'm not Bellesario or CBS, so I don't claim to own them.
Summary: Sex is like air. It's only a big deal if you can't get any.

Crossposted: ncisfanfic; ncis_fic; gibbs_dinozzo; ncis_slash


Fifteen days, nine hours, seven minutes, fifty seconds and counting.

Tony wanted nothing more than to stop counting, but his mind could not find a distraction from the obvious. He, Anthony DiNozzo, had been sex free for over two weeks. And that meant that not only had he not found himself in bed with the right partner, but he hadn't enjoyed any solo endeavors as well.

He tapped his fingers in a rhythm against the side of the metal bulk of the cargo plane he was currently trapped within. He never would have thought that a dead cat found in the Navy Yard could lead to his current state of celibacy. But it did.

Of course, when said dead cat turned out to have several pounds of drugs inside it and a computer chip containing a drug bust wet dream, well, certain measures had to be taken.

However, being sent on a goose chase across three continents and two oceans was not his idea of a wet dream. Especially when that chase kept him in close quarters with so many others that he didn't have time to breath, let alone think about jerking off to a random fantasy until he could have the real thing again.

Life just wasn’t fair.

Suddenly, his head jerked forward. He bit off his what the hell response when he realized it was Gibbs.

"We landed five minutes ago, DiNozzo. You want to stay? Heard the next flight out is headed for McMurdo."

"Not a chance in hell, Boss," Tony responded as he sprung to his feet, his earlier melancholy forgotten as he felt life returning to his nether regions. "You got plans for the night?"

Gibbs just grunted and Tony took that as sign for good things to come.

Fifteen days, nine hours, fifty-eight minutes, ten seconds and…

"Oh God! Right there, Boss… Right… I'm- Coming!"


Click to read comments at the ncis_flashfic post...

Comments

( 11 Campfires — Leave a Comment )
noshinori
Dec. 1st, 2010 04:01 am (UTC)
MMMmmmmmmmm............;)
adafrog
Dec. 1st, 2010 04:03 am (UTC)
Cool, thanks.
tinlizzie82
Dec. 1st, 2010 06:37 am (UTC)
Adorable!
ferneberga
Dec. 1st, 2010 09:32 am (UTC)
You're sequelling this right? Loved it but would love an extra bit more *bribes with cookies*
onlyonechoice
Dec. 1st, 2010 12:16 pm (UTC)
Heehee, this was awesome :D

I was waiting for the inevitable jokes that earned more headslaps about how they spent all this time apart thanks to some drug-stuffed...well.

Nicely done!
natasha_alexis
Dec. 2nd, 2010 12:29 am (UTC)
Reading comments, just for fun, and then....

I heard myself howling.... GREAT comment!

Loved it.

n_a
starbuckssue
Dec. 1st, 2010 02:12 pm (UTC)
I can just see Tony working through all this in his mind! Nicely done :)
sinfulslasher
Dec. 1st, 2010 07:30 pm (UTC)
Ohhhh, me like!!! Muchly!!! *hearts fic*

Such a typical Tony thing to do, counting the damn seconds of his dry spell...*g* Good thing Gibbs is coming to the rescue! LOL!
natasha_alexis
Dec. 2nd, 2010 12:30 am (UTC)
Very cute, and so typically Tony.... the countdown... the headslap, the question, Gibbs (awwwww).

Happiness.

Thank you.

n_a
slashfanatic22
Dec. 2nd, 2010 03:26 am (UTC)
LOL! Loved the fact that Tony counts the seconds. This was awesome!! :)
tingreca
Dec. 2nd, 2010 03:24 pm (UTC)
Oh wow - only Tony would count the seconds!!!
( 11 Campfires — Leave a Comment )

Latest Month

May 2015
S M T W T F S
     12
3456789
10111213141516
17181920212223
24252627282930
31      

Tags

Powered by LiveJournal.com
Designed by Tiffany Chow