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Fic: Be Prepared (White Collar / Stargate)

Title: Be Prepared
Author: kaylashay
Rating: FR13
Disclaimer: I'm not USA, MGM or whoever else owns the shows, so I don't claim to own them.
Genre: Gen
Fandoms: White Collar; Stargate
Word Count: 400
Written For: jo_anne_storm's January 2013 Prompt

Summary: Mozzie has a show to watch if he is going to be fully prepared for what's coming.
"What the hell?"

"Oh, Suit. Mrs. Suit," Mozzie greeted as he continued to adjust the volume on the television and position his popcorn in the 'just right' position. Once all was settled, he absently reached down to give Satchmo a pet.

"Why are you in our house, Mozzie?" Peter questioned.

"I needed a television with cable. Neal refuses to let me connect his due to the influx of suit wearing g-men in his dwelling. So your place was the next best option."

"So what are we watching?" Elizabeth questioned as she took a seat on the other side of the popcorn bowl.

"Only the premier spinoff of the most important show on television. Watching this may increase your chance of survival when they arrive," Mozzie said excitedly.

"When who arrive?" Peter questioned warily as he sat in his chair.

"The aliens that want to enslave us," Mozzie said matter-of-factly.

"It's just a sci-fi show," Peter reasoned. "Not everything is a government conspiracy."

"Au contraire, Suit. When the original show was rebooted in 2006 I checked around. It reeks of government cover-ups. It even has an Air Force liaison in the credits."

"So if the main show is about the aliens that are going to enslave, what does the spinoff deal with?"

"They found the lost city of Atlantis. Only it's not lost, it was in another galaxy."

Elizabeth was smothering a laugh and Peter was rolling his eyes.

"I'm not sure what they are going to reveal, but I will watch so I can be prepared."

Then the opening sequence began for Wormhole X-Treme: Atlantis and they all settled in to watch.

An hour later, the debate returned.

"Space vampires? I'm all for theories about the Kennedy assassination, but you honestly can't believe that space vampires are out there and trying to find Earth."

"Anything is possible. Now I must depart. I need to compose another letter to show trying to gain more intel. Martin Lloyd is the one that allegedly developed the idea. He hasn't answered me yet, but one day I will get through to him. I think the government is screening his mail and blocking me. All part of the cover."

"See you, Mozzie," Elizabeth said giving him a kiss on the cheek. "I'll be sure to drag Peter to find you when the aliens arrive."

"You'll survive, Mrs. Suit. You're the smart one here. Good night."

Comments

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jo_anne_storm
Jan. 14th, 2013 04:53 am (UTC)
That was PERFECT!!!! The voices are spot on.
kaylashay
Jan. 15th, 2013 04:59 am (UTC)
Yay!! :)

I really want Mozzie to find out that he was orphaned because he was from the same planet that Martin was from. They'd make great twins separated at birth.
jo_anne_storm
Jan. 15th, 2013 03:21 pm (UTC)
Oh, your banner this morning is Neal sculpting and painting. That man is just too pretty.

I can totally see Mozzie and Martin as twins separated at birth. *nods nods* You know... That IS what fanfic is for. =-D
kaylashay
Jan. 16th, 2013 01:18 am (UTC)
I just made that banner last night. Figured my new fandom like needed some banner time. :)

Well, Mozzie was given up for adoption and doesn't know his real family. So, it's not like it's that much of a stretch. The fic just writes itself. :)
jedibuttercup
Jan. 14th, 2013 05:04 am (UTC)
Awww, Mozzie. ♥
kaylashay
Jan. 15th, 2013 04:59 am (UTC)
Thanks! :)
leonie_alastair
Jan. 14th, 2013 05:09 am (UTC)
What fun! Moz and Elizabeth are perfect.
kaylashay
Jan. 15th, 2013 05:00 am (UTC)
I love the relationship that Mozzie and El have. :)
love_82
Jan. 14th, 2013 09:51 am (UTC)
Awww, this is cute. So Mozzie. I love how Elizabeth is not even phased that Mozzie is in their house. :)
kaylashay
Jan. 15th, 2013 05:00 am (UTC)
El's a role with the punches kind of gal. :)
hurinhouse
Jan. 14th, 2013 10:42 am (UTC)
mozzie is the best and this is spot on. love it.
kaylashay
Jan. 15th, 2013 05:01 am (UTC)
Thanks!
calis_1st
Jan. 14th, 2013 11:04 am (UTC)
How delightful! Mozzie and Martin - hmmm...
kaylashay
Jan. 15th, 2013 05:01 am (UTC)
Twins separated at birth they are... :)
sasha1600
Jan. 14th, 2013 01:11 pm (UTC)
Oh, Mozzie... are you that gullible? The fact that there's an Air Force liason in the credits means that the government conspiracy is to make you believe this stuff, to distract you from the REAL threat... ;-)
kaylashay
Jan. 15th, 2013 05:02 am (UTC)
Hee! Just think when Mozzie and Martin meet... There will be discussions of cloning and arguments over who is the real boy.
sexycazzy
Jan. 14th, 2013 01:43 pm (UTC)
lol made me laugh!! :)
kaylashay
Jan. 15th, 2013 05:02 am (UTC)
Yay! :)
leesa_perrie
Jan. 14th, 2013 04:51 pm (UTC)
LOL!! Love this soooo much!! Perfectly in character for them too! :)
kaylashay
Jan. 15th, 2013 05:02 am (UTC)
Thanks! This is my first go at Mozzie, so glad it came across well. :)
hawk_soaring
Jan. 14th, 2013 11:43 pm (UTC)
LOL Brilliant!
kaylashay
Jan. 15th, 2013 05:03 am (UTC)
Thanks! :)
avamclean
Jan. 15th, 2013 03:00 am (UTC)
I kinda love Elizabeth and how she just rolls with the crazy that is Peter's friends. (And yes Mozzie is totally one of his friends just don't tell him that.)
kaylashay
Jan. 15th, 2013 05:04 am (UTC)
I think El secretly would have fit into Neal and Mozzie lifestyle better than the one she lives. Peter is keeping her on the straight and narrow. ;)

And Mozzie is definitely Peter's friend. Only neither of them need to know it. ;)
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