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Fic: Making Scents (NCIS; Gibbs/DiNozzo)

Title: Making Scents
Author: kaylashay
Rating: FR18
Disclaimer: I'm not Bellesario or CBS, so I don't claim to own them.
Genre: Slash
Pairings: Gibbs/DiNozzo
Warnings: None
Word Count: 1,000
Beta: azraelz_angel
Written For: taylorgibbs's January 2013 Prompt

Summary: Senior's latest business investment may turn out to be his most lucrative yet.
"Junior! Glad you could make it son!"

"Hey, Dad," Tony greeted with a less exuberant voice. "Hope you don't mind that Gibbs came with. We were on our way back from a federal agency pow-wow in New York City when you called."

"Abby told me all about it when I went to NCIS looking for you. Well, what do you think?" Senior asked as he flung his hands out to indicate the room they were standing in.

"Looks like a lab to me," Gibbs said drily.

"It's not just a lab, Gibbs. This is a top of the line research facility of which I'm now a part owner. Things are looking up for me this time."

"At least the security looks good," Tony said as he studied the heavy security door. "What are they working on?"

"Currently, it's a new line of perfumes and colognes that not only aid in weight loss, but also help the wearer attract potential partners."

Tony held back a laugh and Gibbs just lifted an eyebrow. That, of course, was when all hell broke loose.

Earthquakes weren't a common thing on the East Coast, but apparently one decided it was good day to strike. The floor began to sway and the vials positioned around the room started to move around. Soon, the breaking of glass could be heard and alarms were blaring throughout the building.

Before any of the men could react, the heavy security door slammed shut with an audible click and hiss, locking them in the room that was quickly filling with the reeking smells from the shattered vials.

"What the hell?" Gibbs was the first to recover and with a hand over his nose went to the door and tried to open it. It didn't budge.

"Part of the security procedures, Gibbs," Senior was saying with a nasal tone. "We have to wait for someone to open it from the other side."

"But there wasn't anyone here when we came in downstairs," Tony huffed out. "How quick will someone respond to the alarm?"

"I don’t know. Haven't had a chance to go over all the security procedures of the place yet."

Gibbs pulled out his cell phone and glared at the screen. "Says no service," he barked out.

Tony checked and his and his father's were the same. "Probably the quake. If it shook this bad everywhere, the systems are probably overwhelmed with everyone trying to make calls. And I don't see a landline in here either."

"Damn," Senior said as his eyes started to water. "I hope the final product isn't going to smell as bad as this crap does. There won't be any money in it."

"I don't know, Dad," Tony said as he uncovered his nose and took a tentative whiff. "It's not really that bad to me. Smells kinda like sawdust."

"And pizza," Gibbs added with a sniff.

Tony sniffed the air again and moved closer to Gibbs. He felt suddenly drawn to the other man for some reason. Gibbs met him part way and they just stared at each other. Realization hit them at the same moment and they both jumped to opposite ends of the room.

"Shit!" Tony shouted. "We need to get out of here," he said as he paced and tried to fight the urge to grab Gibbs and shove him against the wall.

"Just sit tight, Junior," Senior said, unaware of the tension between the two men. "The smell's already going away and I'm sure we'll be able to get a call out soon."

Gibbs just growled and parked himself in the opposite corner from Tony.

"Look, Dad," Tony said through clenched teeth. "I think that the whole finding a partner aspect of those perfumes are working."

"What?"

"Me and Gibbs. We both- I mean, I want to… Well," Tony was stumbling over what he was feeling.

"Nonsense, Junior. You know as well as I do these don't actually work. They just advertise it that way to boost sales. Besides, why would you and Gibbs consider each other to be partners in a sexual sense?"

Tony blushed and Gibbs remained silent, but his eyes were telling Tony that he needed to fess up.

"Um, maybe because we are, Dad," Tony managed to get out. "Partners and not just at work."

"You're telling me that you and Gibbs are fucking?" Senior questioned bluntly. "Since when?"

"For a long time, Dad," Tony said with a sigh. "And believe me, we wouldn't even thing about wanting to do things we both want to do right now with you anywhere nearby. So something in all those broken vials is affecting us."

Senior looked between the two men and could see the tension they both shared and he tried not to think about the noticeable bulges they were both sporting. Then the realization hit him that they were in a room filled with a goldmine.

"I'll be rich!" Senior shouted. "I knew this was a good investment. We'll make millions on this. Although, we'll play it safe and make sure there are warning labels on every bottle. Don't want someone suing us when the current partner cheats on them because they found someone with a better scent. This will revolutionize the dating industry. We could sponsor those speed dating events and much more."

Senior's voice trailed off as he moved over to a desk and began making furious notes. Gibbs and Tony stared at him with incredulous expressions.

"I just came out to my dad and he didn't care," Tony stage whispered to Gibbs.

"Think he'd care if I shoved you over that table though," Gibbs shot back. They both cast a quick look back at Senior, but he didn't seem to hear them.

"Maybe not," Tony said with a snicker. "I think it would just give him more proof that he'll make millions on whatever this is."

"There's a closet over there that's not locked," Gibbs said leading the way. "How quiet can you be?"

"Very, Boss."

Comments

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hawk_soaring
Feb. 20th, 2013 01:27 am (UTC)
LOL!! Perfect. :)
kaylashay
Feb. 20th, 2013 01:30 am (UTC)
What's scary is that there really is weight loss perfume out there. I had to make some ads for a perfume website I maintain at work. It was kind of disturbing.
hawk_soaring
Feb. 20th, 2013 01:39 am (UTC)
Yeah... that scares me.
jagfanlj
Feb. 21st, 2013 01:04 am (UTC)
O_O reeeeeally Got samples? :D

kaylashay
Feb. 25th, 2013 04:23 am (UTC)
Nope... but then I can't use any kind of perfumes because I get allergy headaches from the scents.
taylorgibbs
Feb. 20th, 2013 02:21 am (UTC)
Love it!

There are weight loss perfumes and ones that contain supposed pheromones If I can see em and can't smell em, how do I know?).

And Hawk is a big bad pusher of perfumes ;)
kaylashay
Feb. 25th, 2013 04:24 am (UTC)
Perfume is one thing I don't have to worry about since I can't wear any. :)

And glad you liked! I actually started something else for this prompt with Jack and a snowstorm. I may have to go back and finish it.
taylorgibbs
Feb. 26th, 2013 02:27 am (UTC)
*perk* yes ;)
rosebud_26
Feb. 20th, 2013 02:22 am (UTC)
Loved it! Especially Senior being more interested in becoming rich than his son coming out. ;)

Good thing there is a closet in there! (would loved to be a fly on the wall in there!) *g*
kaylashay
Feb. 25th, 2013 04:24 am (UTC)
Everyone would like to be a fly on the wall in that closet. And Senior likes his money. :)
adafrog
Feb. 20th, 2013 02:36 am (UTC)
Great fic! And I love Senior's response to them coming out. lol
kaylashay
Feb. 25th, 2013 04:25 am (UTC)
Thanks! He's just all excited about the money potential. It will hit him in a day or two. ;)
adafrog
Feb. 25th, 2013 04:42 am (UTC)
Good point! lol
finlaure
Feb. 20th, 2013 03:43 am (UTC)
Great idea and Great story,,, just sorta funny that as soon as they come out of the closet they want to go right back into one... ... ...
jagfanlj
Feb. 21st, 2013 01:05 am (UTC)
*sporfle*
kaylashay
Feb. 25th, 2013 04:25 am (UTC)
Hee! I didn't think about it that way! :)
fanficjunkie26
Feb. 20th, 2013 04:38 am (UTC)
HAHAHA Loved it
kaylashay
Feb. 25th, 2013 04:25 am (UTC)
Thanks! :)
hinky_hippo
Feb. 20th, 2013 05:15 am (UTC)
OMG! LOL!!!

Very funny! Loved the "I smell saw dust/pizza" then Tony's incredulity that Senior didn't even care that he had come out. Of course Gibbs knew there was a closet handy! Hee!
kaylashay
Feb. 25th, 2013 04:26 am (UTC)
Senior is all happy seeing dollar signs! :)
sinfulslasher
Feb. 20th, 2013 09:30 am (UTC)
OMG! *dies laughing*

Only Senior, I swear...!

This was great! LOLOL!!!
kaylashay
Feb. 25th, 2013 04:27 am (UTC)
Hee! Senior is special.
ferneberga
Feb. 20th, 2013 12:10 pm (UTC)
Brilliant!!
kaylashay
Feb. 25th, 2013 04:27 am (UTC)
Thanks! :)
cinderella81
Feb. 20th, 2013 02:43 pm (UTC)
ROFLMAO! That was perfect!!! Completely awesome!!
kaylashay
Feb. 25th, 2013 04:27 am (UTC)
Thanks! :)
navyvet90
Feb. 20th, 2013 02:50 pm (UTC)
Too funny!
kaylashay
Feb. 25th, 2013 04:28 am (UTC)
Thanks! :)
jujukittychick
Feb. 21st, 2013 01:13 am (UTC)
lmao nice...though i kinda would like to see a version where they weren't hooked up first just to see the reactions there too
kaylashay
Feb. 25th, 2013 04:28 am (UTC)
I thought about that and then they were like, "we've totally been doing it for years..." :)
jujukittychick
Feb. 25th, 2013 05:40 am (UTC)
lol don't ya love when they don't want to cooperate with your plans for them?
jagfanlj
Feb. 21st, 2013 01:15 am (UTC)
Oh, man, I could hear Senior's voice! And, of course he's not upset Tony's gay. It means he won't be stepping on Tony's toes when he makes a play for Ziva. (I think those two are adorable together.)
kaylashay
Feb. 25th, 2013 04:29 am (UTC)
LOL! Yeah... Tony would be happy to shove Ziva Senior's way, except for the whole fact she could become his stepmom. :)
avamclean
Feb. 21st, 2013 02:50 am (UTC)
I'm not sure if I'm ashamed of Tony's dad or amused at his utter lack of care when it comes to his son.

At least Gibbs makes up for it. :D
kaylashay
Feb. 25th, 2013 04:30 am (UTC)
Yeah, Senior still needs to do a bit of work at being the dad thing. But Gibbs will make Tony feel better and well loved. :)
firesign10
Feb. 21st, 2013 01:13 pm (UTC)
Ahahahahaha!!!! That was great :-D
kaylashay
Feb. 25th, 2013 04:30 am (UTC)
Thanks! :)
selenic76
Mar. 5th, 2013 05:10 am (UTC)
mmm, bulges... :D This was great, and so like senior! But now I keep imagining what happens in the closet...

Perfect thing to go with my morning coffee, sure woke me up with a smile:D Thanks for sharing!
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