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Fic: Black Market Purchases (NCIS)

Title: Black Market Purchases
Author: kaylashay
Rating: FR15
Disclaimer: I'm not Bellesario or CBS, so I don't claim to own them.
Challenge: ncis_drabble; Challenge #80 - Black
Word Count: 5 x 100
Note: There's some slash hints in this, but nothing detailed.

Crossposted: ncis_drabble; ncisfanfic

Summary: Five different people keep five different purchases a secret.

He slipped through the shelves of the store as quietly as if he were sneaking up on an armed suspect. After thumbing through a few titles, he found his target. He winced slightly at the garish yellow cover of the book; it would make hiding it all that much harder. He paid in cash at the register and then slipped the store’s bag into a slightly larger black bag he had brought to the store. Later that day, he hit the emergency stop switch on the elevator, slipped on his reading glasses and began chapter one of Computers for Dummies.

She pulled the hood of her oversized sweatshirt tighter around her head as she waited in line. She muttered to herself as the chipper woman in front of her was sucked into the store credit card offer. Then, when her turn came, she slipped the dainty items onto the counter and winced when the clerk announced that she had that exact pair at home. She quickly paid and shoved the bag down inside her black purse. As she ducked out of Victoria’s Secret, she wondered what her latest boyfriend would think about seeing her in a pink-laced bra and panties.

When he arrived home from work that night, his heart stopped when he saw the black box sitting outside his door. Anyone could have found it and know what he had purchased on a whim off the net. Even Tony could have seen it had he wandered by like he had a habit of doing. He grabbed the box, slipped inside and quickly locked the door. Then he opened the box to find his new SIMS expansion pack that included nude skins for both the females and the males. It was going to be a long night at the computer.

She had parked her car five blocks away at the mall and risked the rough neighborhood to walk to her chosen location. She had always been a good girl, but even she had needs and Abby had said there was nothing wrong with it. She was walking out of the store clutching the black bag containing her new vibrating dildo when she stopped dead in her tracks. Typically, seeing Tony walk out of a store called Leather and Roses would have been great blackmail material, but she knew she could never use it for fear of revealing her own purchase.

He blamed the head slaps. Before NCIS, he was never interested in the kinkier side of sex. He hadn’t had any partner (male or female) complain about his vanilla take on things. He didn’t get why people got off on being spanked or ordered around, but he figured to each their own. Then he started working for Gibbs and his sexual interests were turned inside out. Receiving head slaps made him feel wanted, hearing orders barked at him became a turn on. So he found himself slipping out of the store with a black DVD case that promised light bondage.


Note: In order, the people above are: Gibbs, Abby, McGee, Kate and Tony

Comments

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mylogiceatsyou
Apr. 7th, 2008 03:22 am (UTC)
LOL, I am so proud I figured those all out. Not that I found it too hard.

LOL at Gibbs. Just LOL. :D
kaylashay
Apr. 7th, 2008 03:59 am (UTC)
These were a bit easier than my Ocean's 11 group... :-)

I was having trouble thinking of one for Gibbs when the idea of a Dummie book hit me. He would NOT want anyone seeing that. :-)
mylogiceatsyou
Apr. 7th, 2008 04:10 am (UTC)
He really wouldn't, lol. Though wouldn't it make for an amusing scenario if, say, Tony caught him reading it? :P

PS: I love your icon.
kaylashay
Apr. 7th, 2008 06:17 am (UTC)
Just for you:

Tony stood there for moments with his mouth opening and closing like a fish. Gibbs just stared at him with his 'I dare you to say anything' expression. Finally, Tony took the better part of valor and quietly said, "This one's one me," before slapping himself in the back of the head.

He took Gibbs' quirked lips as a positive sign and slowly backed away from his boss' reading position. He didn't get far before he turned around and cast one more look at the yellow book in Gibbs' hands.

Finally making up his mind, he voiced his thoughts. "If that works, can I borrow it when you're done?"

Gibbs gave a snort before responding, "I'll buy you the one with more pictures DiNozzo. This is the advanced dummies book."

“Love yah too, Boss,” Tony said with a smile.
mylogiceatsyou
Apr. 7th, 2008 06:41 am (UTC)
Heee that's awesome. Thank you muchly.

...I can picture the whole thing perfectly.
avamclean
Apr. 7th, 2008 03:30 am (UTC)
Aww! You distracted me from my Buffy/mini!Jack smutlet but damn if these glimpses weren't worth it.

I liked that you started and ended on the funny but in completely different ways. Love the mix of different humor and how they all seem to coincide with their characters...I really need to start watching this show.
kaylashay
Apr. 7th, 2008 04:01 am (UTC)
A Buffy/mini!Jack smutlet???!!! You're writing one!!!??? *waits ever so patiently to read it*

Tony's was the first one I thought of, then Abby with pink anything I couldn't pass up.

You need to watch it... yes you do... when's your b-day?
lucifers_toy
Apr. 7th, 2008 09:27 am (UTC)
Oh, these are lovely.
twilight_senka
Apr. 11th, 2008 07:07 pm (UTC)
Pure squeak.

Very squeaky. So cute, amusing ;D

*more happy squeaks*
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