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Fic: No Witnesses (NCIS)

Title: No Witnesses
Author: kaylashay
Rating: FR13
Disclaimer: I'm not Bellesario or CBS, so I don't claim to own them.
Warning: Implied pre-slash / slash; Gibbs/DiNozzo
Word Count: 3 x 100
Challenge: ncis_drabble; Challenge #98 - Witness

Crossposted: ncis_drabble; ncisfanfic; gibbs_dinozzo

Summary: Sometimes, there shouldn't be any witnesses around.

“Tell me again why we are on witness protection detail but stuck in the freezing car in the middle of an ice storm instead of inside with the witness?” Tony grumbled as he tried in vain to warm his hands.

“Coffee’s gone,” was Gibbs’ only response.

“I’m not going out in that to get you more, Boss. Can’t make me. I didn’t accept the job offer to be your gopher.”

“Read the fine print of any document you sign, DiNozzo. I own your ass.”

Tony snorted as he cocked his head toward Gibbs. “Figures you’d be an ass man, Boss.”




“Six hours and nothing. When’s our replacement coming? I lost feeling in all my vital organs five and a half hours ago.”

“You always whine this much, DiNozzo? Your records implied you were older.”

“Only when I’m cold and hungry.”

“So, if I warm your ass up and stuff something in your mouth you’ll shut up?”

Tony’s face flushed as he tried to respond. But he was cut off by headlights behind them. Gibbs got on his phone and updated their replacement on the status of the witness.

“We’re done DiNozzo. Guess I have time to correct your whining problem.”




“You taking me someplace with no witnesses, Boss? Last I checked, my apartment was the other way,” Tony said nervously.

“You want there to be witnesses, DiNozzo? Didn’t know I hired an exhibitionist.”

“You’re just joking about the ass warming, right?”

“Do I look like I’m joking?”

Tony fidgeted in his seat as he studied the profile of Gibbs’ face. Then a smile crept over his face as an idea struck him.

“Does Abby know you’re this kinky Gibbs? Maybe she could come be the witness.”

Gibbs grinned back as he pushed the gas a little faster. “I don’t share.”

Comments

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ferneberga
Aug. 11th, 2008 07:33 am (UTC)
Ha! ha! That was cute. Wouldn't mind a second part to this
kaylashay
Aug. 12th, 2008 02:34 am (UTC)
I would love a second part too, but I'm not sure it will write itself. :-)
adnamamai
Aug. 11th, 2008 07:51 am (UTC)
*g*
kaylashay
Aug. 12th, 2008 02:34 am (UTC)
*smile*
dischargie
Aug. 11th, 2008 09:09 am (UTC)
*giggle* That was really cute.
kaylashay
Aug. 12th, 2008 02:34 am (UTC)
Thanks! Glad you liked!
justhuman
Aug. 11th, 2008 11:51 am (UTC)
Nice!
kaylashay
Aug. 12th, 2008 02:35 am (UTC)
:-)

Thanks!
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kaylashay
Aug. 12th, 2008 02:35 am (UTC)
I live for good Gibbs/Tony banter.... they were made to banter with each other. :-)
dhae_knight
Aug. 11th, 2008 06:09 pm (UTC)
*purr* I'll be a witness. *raises hand*

I'll even promise not to touch. Well, not to touch Gibbs or Tony... *eg*
kaylashay
Aug. 12th, 2008 02:36 am (UTC)
I think there are many, many people willing to be the witness. :-)
adafrog
Aug. 11th, 2008 10:22 pm (UTC)
hee!
kaylashay
Aug. 12th, 2008 02:38 am (UTC)
:-)

Thanks!
weltea
Aug. 18th, 2008 02:44 am (UTC)
I could absolutly see them having that conversation :D
Very cute!!!
kaylashay
Aug. 18th, 2008 02:54 am (UTC)
Thanks! I love getting Gibbs and Tony talking to each other. They can be such fun.
pasqualesyj
Aug. 18th, 2008 05:49 am (UTC)
Love it!! Should be set around the first season or ealier so they are not that familiar with each other? The banter between them is so funny. I could see the unsolved sex tension there. :)

Would you mind if I translate this into Chinese and post it with your name and the link in it on some Chinese site as well as my own LJ? I believe there are Chinese fans craving for this kind of stories.

Please, do write more~~
kaylashay
Aug. 18th, 2008 05:11 pm (UTC)
Thanks for your feedback! I love doing Gibbs/Tony banter whether they are slashed or not.

Go ahead and translate it with a link back to either my LJ or my website (www.kaylashay.com).

:-)

Oh, link me to where you post it, then if there's feedback I could check it out. Of course I might need help translating the feedback... but anywho... :-)

My only other limited language is German...
kaylashay
Aug. 18th, 2008 07:11 pm (UTC)
Oh, yes, this is placed pre-series about the time Tony started working for Gibbs.
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