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Fic: The Aftermath (NCIS)

Title: The Aftermath
Author: kaylashay
Rating: FR13
Disclaimer: I'm not Bellesario or CBS, so I don't claim to own them.
Genre: Humor; Implied Slash
Pairings: Implied Gibbs/DiNozzo
Word Count: 353
Notes: I dedicate this to spoonyriffic and tejas with more about why after the fic...

Crossposted: ncisfanfic; ncis_fic; ncis_slash

Summary: The first time McGee walked uninvited into Gibbs' house was also the last...

Location: Abby's Lab

"Timmy! What happened?! Someone didn't die? You CAN'T come in here and tell me someone died! No one is allowed to die. Not you. Not Gibbs. Not Tony-- It's not Tony is it? He's already used up his nine lives. Tony can't--"

"It's Tony..." McGee managed to mutter as he continued rocking back and forth on the floor with his hands wrapped around his chest in a protective self-hug. He looked up startled when he felt the sting of Abby's palm connect with his cheek.

Tears were welling up in Abby's eyes as she spoke loudly, "Tony can't be dead. Tony doesn't die. He walks in and everything is okay. Ducky will tell us it's not him. No scarred lungs. No. Tony's not dead."

"And Gibbs..." McGee sputtered out, unable to say anything else. "Tony and Gibbs. Tony and Gibbs."

Abby froze and felt as if the world out just dropped out from underneath her. "No. No. No. No. No."

"Found him Boss!" the shouted voice broke through Abby's mantra and her teary eyes snapped up and focused one very much alive Anthony DiNozzo standing in the doorway.

"You're alive!!" she shouted as she flung herself at him at full speed. He staggered back under her weight. "I knew you couldn't die. You're an Energizer bunny. You just keep going and going. Gibbs! McGee said Gibbs was dead too! Where's Gibbs?"

"Dead?" Tony questioned as Gibbs came up behind him. "Why did McGee say Gibbs was dead?"

Three sets of eyes turned to McGee who was still in the corner repeating, "Tony and Gibbs," over and over.

Tony turned to Gibbs, who returned the look with a raised eyebrow. Abby gave quick glances between the two and then back at McGee, her mind whirring at high speed.

"Tony and Gibbs what?" she asked the rocking McGee.

"Naked. Tony and Gibbs naked," McGee said as he turned haunted eyes up to look at the men smirking at him.

"Rule 28 McGee; always knock," Gibbs said as he marched from the room, leaving a quiet McGee, a stunned Abby and a laughing DiNozzo behind.


Note: This little story was born as a comment fic in spoonyriffic's story Unexpected Is One Word For It. tejas and I were discussing other ways things could go wrong for Gibbs and Tony and we figured someone could just walk in on them because Gibbs' door is always open. The section of comments we discussed this on is here.

Comments

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spoonyriffic
Apr. 23rd, 2009 01:31 am (UTC)
BAHAHAHAHAHA! It's still funny! I think I love you. *hugsnugglesquishes ficlet*
kaylashay
Apr. 23rd, 2009 01:33 am (UTC)
I couldn't believe it ended up as long as it did. I was just going to type Abby's reaction to McGee's shock and it got a bit carried away. :-)

:-)

And I love that icon by the way. :-)
spoonyriffic
Apr. 23rd, 2009 04:55 pm (UTC)
Plot bunnies have the tendency to do that! :-)

Thank you! I couldn't stop laughing as I was making it. :D
azraelz_angel
Apr. 23rd, 2009 01:34 am (UTC)
*snicker* Perfect. Poor, poor Timmy.
kaylashay
Apr. 23rd, 2009 01:37 am (UTC)
Yeah... he'll never be able to scrub the mental image away from his poor innocent little mind.

:-)
tejas
Apr. 23rd, 2009 01:37 am (UTC)
I'm not sure which is more disturbing. Poor McGee being reduced to rocking and mumbling or that icon. :-)
kaylashay
Apr. 23rd, 2009 01:38 am (UTC)
I had too much fun making that icon... :-)

I think I have a thing for changing Tony's hair color. First green, then red... what should we try next?

Poor McGee. Abby will help him realize the hotness that is Gibbs and Tony in bed together. She'll see it as a challenge. :-)
tejas
Apr. 23rd, 2009 01:40 am (UTC)
Purple? :-) Cobalt?
kaylashay
Apr. 23rd, 2009 01:43 am (UTC)
I'll have to play mad scientist with the color-picker in photoshop and see what comes up for the poor boy...

*rubs hands together with a maniacal laugh*
tejas
Apr. 23rd, 2009 01:44 am (UTC)
Scary lady. :-)
dameange
Apr. 23rd, 2009 01:37 am (UTC)
{gleefully cackles} LOVE this!
kaylashay
Apr. 23rd, 2009 01:39 am (UTC)
Thanks!

It wasn't meant to be that long when I started, but the bunny didn't let me stop.

:-)
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kaylashay
Apr. 23rd, 2009 05:06 am (UTC)
:-)

Thanks! I'm glad you liked Abby. I kept wondering if I was going too far.

PS: I love having my own icons 'icon'ed' back at me. :-)
sasha1600
Apr. 23rd, 2009 03:30 am (UTC)
This is hysterical! Poor, poor Timmy!
kaylashay
Apr. 23rd, 2009 05:07 am (UTC)
Yeah... I was so cruel to poor Timmy. Sure, Abby wants to see them, but Timmy just didn't want that mental image in full surround sound. And you know that Tony was making some when he walked in.

:-)
meluvstony
Apr. 23rd, 2009 03:42 am (UTC)
LOL That was great. HMM wonder if there's more ways for things to go wrong
kaylashay
Apr. 23rd, 2009 05:07 am (UTC)
:-)

There's so much that go wrong for those two. So much... The challenge is to find it.
jagfanlj
Apr. 23rd, 2009 04:58 am (UTC)
Just as funny the third time around.
*still roflmao*
I started giggling when I clicked the link, because I knew what was coming. Even so, I still ache for Abby every time I read this.
*cuddles & pets Abby*
Poor baby. Poor babies. *hugs McGee*


*tries to drown hyper-active Muse*
C'mon Muse, lay off the Caf!Pow already, you're binging around worse than over-cafeinated Abby. *groans* Sorry, Kayla, but I have to do it. She won't shut up unless I pass them on to you. Two scenes keep popping into my brain.

1. Immediately after this one:
Abby ripping McGee a new one for scaring her.

2. Later that day/night:
Abby showing up at Gibbs' because she's still freaked and needs cuddling.

Play with them or not, up to you. :-)
Janie

*Gibbs-smacks Muse*
NOW will you shut-up! NO! No more ideas!! Not unless they're for my poor, neglected challenge entries. NOOOOOOO!!!!
*crawls in cupboard and covers ears*
kaylashay
Apr. 23rd, 2009 05:05 am (UTC)
Re: Just as funny the third time around.
Hee!

It had to be done! Oh, McGee is in so much trouble with Abby.

But first, I think she would splash some Caf!Pow on his face and go, "I want details. What position were they in? Was Gibbs on top? I've always pegged him for top, but you never know. Tony is so a bottom, but he will do anything the Bossman says, so if Gibbs wants him to top, then Tony would probably salute and get to fucking."

*deep breath*

Then, instead of needing cuddles, Abby has a new mission. She now KNOWS that Gibbs and Tony will be together. Well, she always has been one for bending the rules, so she goes over without knocking just to see what she can see. ;-)

I'll have to see if something more "fleshed" out strikes the muse while sleeping... I'm getting tired and my bed is looking really inviting.
jagfanlj
Apr. 23rd, 2009 02:25 pm (UTC)
Re: Just as funny the third time around.
Sweet Dreams!


Well, she always has been one for bending the rules, so she goes over without knocking just to see what she can see.

lol
Abby's a Grand Master of obfuscation and misdirection. She'll knock VERY softly. If Gibbs says anything, she'll shrug and say, "I can't help it if you two are screamers."
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kaylashay
Apr. 24th, 2009 07:23 pm (UTC)
I was kinda mean to poor McGee... I mean, he doesn't have the desire that us Gibbs/DiNozzo fans and Abby have to see those tangled in the sheets or other interesting locals. :-)


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kaylashay
Apr. 24th, 2009 07:23 pm (UTC)
Thanks!

Snafu!Sex Everywhere!!
shayasar
Apr. 23rd, 2009 12:07 pm (UTC)
hahaha!! McGee you have no idea how lucky you are!! I would have stepped inside quietly and closed the door to enjoy the show :P
jagfanlj
Apr. 23rd, 2009 02:27 pm (UTC)
lol
Not me! I'd have paused to get my bearings,then joined the fun. :DDD
kaylashay
Apr. 24th, 2009 07:24 pm (UTC)
Hee!

Poor McGee just doesn't "get it".
snufflesdbear
Apr. 23rd, 2009 02:56 pm (UTC)
This was great! I think you got everyone down great, and yeah, Timmy - knock next time. Once you see something, you can not remove that image, buddy. *snicker*. The length was great, I think if you had ended it earlier, it would have been okay, but not as much of an impact at the end there.
snufflesdbear
Apr. 23rd, 2009 02:57 pm (UTC)
oh, and your tony icon? Yeah, seriously scarey. Tony as the Joker, though, does work sort of.
kaylashay
Apr. 24th, 2009 07:25 pm (UTC)
Yeah on the icon. I did it back where everyone was putting out their images of what "Actor X" would look like as the Joker before Heather Ledger pics were released.

Yay on getting everyone and the length!

:-)
kateri_e
Apr. 23rd, 2009 04:08 pm (UTC)
LOL! Oh that was great!
kaylashay
Apr. 24th, 2009 07:26 pm (UTC)
Writing Timmy rocking back in forth in a little ball on the floor was fun!

:-)
kateri_e
Apr. 24th, 2009 08:19 pm (UTC)
LOL! I'm sure it was. I'm also sure that it is an almost universal fan belief that seeing Gibbs and Tony nekkid together would short circuit McGoo's brain ;-)
hawk_soaring
Apr. 23rd, 2009 10:16 pm (UTC)
LOL Very fun!
kaylashay
Apr. 24th, 2009 07:26 pm (UTC)
Hee! Thanks!
ladynomad915
Apr. 24th, 2009 04:01 am (UTC)
maybe blue
LOL
I love your story its great. I was in shock at the ending. This is incredible. If you haven't you should write the story of MCgee finding them naked. I can't stop laughing. I love the rule 28.
how about pink or blue next for tony
kaylashay
Apr. 24th, 2009 07:27 pm (UTC)
Re: maybe blue
I had trouble coming up with a number for the rule. 28 sounded good.

Hmm... a pink haired Tony.... hmm....

*wonders off to ponder*
justhuman
Apr. 25th, 2009 07:08 pm (UTC)
Got me grinning like a mad woman in Panera - Nice!
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