Title: The Little Bum Boy
Author: kaylashay
Rating: FR15 (for innuendo)
Disclaimer: I'm not Bellesario or CBS or the one who wrote the lyrics for The Little Drummer Boy, so I don't claim to own them.
Genre: Slash
Pairing: Gibbs/DiNozzo
FILK: Sung to the Tune of The Little Drummer Boy

Crossposted: gibbs_dinozzo; ncis_slash

Blame: ferneberga posted a comment on justjeanette's FILK Ziva Got Run Over By a Reindeer that triggered this.

Summary: He finally broke the rule, pa rum pum pum pum...

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Come he told me, pa rum pum pum pum,
A dead Marine to see, pa rum pum pum pum,
The key ring he did toss, pa rum pum pum pum,
Because he is the Boss, pa rum pum pum pum,
rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum,

On his six I was, pa rum pum pum pum,
When I come.

Hi, I'm Tony, pa rum pum pum pum,
I am an Agent too, pa rum pum pum pum,
Who's in love with his Boss, pa rum pum pum pum,
But Rule Twelve he won't cross, pa rum pum pum pum,
rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum,

Shall I take a chance, pa rum pum pum pum,
And show him my bum?

Jethro liked it, pa rum pum pum pum,
Down basement steps we went, pa rum pum pum pum,
I turned my bum toward Him, pa rum pum pum pum,
I opened up for Him, pa rum pum pum pum,
rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum,

Then He smiled at me, pa rum pum pum pum
Me and my bum.

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