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Fic: Trapped in the Torture Chamber (NCIS)

Title: Trapped in the Torture Chamber
Author: kaylashay
Rating: FR13
Disclaimer: I'm not Bellesario or CBS, so I don't claim to own them.
Genre: Crack!Fic; Pre-Slash
Word Count: 455
Blame: Blame for this rests solely on sinfulslasher who posted the picture that I have below the fic that prompted the crack!fic bunny to strike. You've been warned.

Crossposted: ncisfanfic; ncis_fic; gibbs_dinozzo; ncis_slash

Summary: Torture can take many forms.
"This is all your fault, Boss. I said Johnson was one kinky bastard and started to give examples, but you just head slapped and gave me that 'shut the hell up, DiNozzo' look of yours. Now look where we are."

As he spoke, Tony had his head twisted at an angle so he could look up at the cage swaying next to him. The cage held a very angry looking Gibbs. Although, Tony admitted to himself, Gibbs looks extremely hot swinging there. Dangerous, but hot.

"You know," Tony spoke up again for lack of anything better to do, "there's probably some medical reason I shouldn't be hanging upside like this. I mean with all the head slaps you give me, it's got to be bad for my health. Right? And if this was any other situation, I'd probably find it kind of fun. How about you, Boss? Cages and cuffs work for you?"

Tony glanced back up and found that patented look glaring back at him.

"I know what you're thinking, Boss. 'Shut the hell up, DiNozzo, because you're just making the lack of coffee worse for me and if I wasn't in this damn cage, I'd make use of your current position in ways you probably wouldn't like.' Close enough?"

Gibbs grunted and Tony took it as an affirmative. Then he finally did shut up as the door opened to reveal Johnson. The man was dressed in black leather with a chest harness device that did not look flattering on his heavy frame. He was pulling some kind of equipment behind him that Tony couldn't quite figure out.

Tony continued to watch in silence, the same as Gibbs, as the man began setting up the equipment, including a sign over the stage are they had assumed was used for torturing the victims.

Slowly, realization dawned on Tony and he cast a puzzled glance at Gibbs who, for a change, looked just as confused.

Suddenly a loud reverberating sound echoed through the stone room as the mic was turned on and a feedback loop occurred. Tony fought at his cuffs, but could not cover his ears to escape the sound.

Eventually it died down and Johnson spoke into the mic with his strangely high-pitched and grainy voice.

"Welcome to Johnson's Karaoke Night! It's only the best of the best and I'm sure you'll enjoy the festivities! Now let's start off with a classic..."

As Johnson began to sing, Tony looked up helplessly at Gibbs. Gibbs just banged his head against the cage and spoke softly so as not to anger Johnson by interrupting his performance.

"That thing you said I was thinking? I was wrong in what I was thinking. Things can get worse, DiNozzo."


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Mar. 24th, 2010 12:30 am (UTC)
Hahahaha!!!! Love your icon with chains and the cartoon at the bottom. Please do a sequel to this, with something like Gibbs promising Tony anything he wants so as long as he gets him away from this karaoke torture - the rack could be an interesting implement (sorry.... I've been obsessed with racks for a few days comes with reading Xanthe's stories in her BDSM universe - lol)
Mar. 24th, 2010 12:40 am (UTC)
Hee! I'm not sure on a sequel, but I'm sure Gibbs was ready to relieve some tension when he finally got out of there!

And many things cause obsession after reading Xanthe's stories. :-)
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Mar. 24th, 2010 12:40 am (UTC)
Hee! Thanks! :-)
Mar. 24th, 2010 12:35 am (UTC)
Definitely cracky! I love it - and the chamber too!!!

(and as you know I only write or read the serious stuff ...cough cough) (Yes, my fingers are crossed behind my back!!!)
Mar. 24th, 2010 12:41 am (UTC)
LoL... a dose of crack a day keeps the doctor away! (or it should)

Mar. 24th, 2010 12:57 am (UTC)
LOL!!! Very good! *snicker*
Mar. 24th, 2010 02:07 am (UTC)
OK I spit tea out my nose at the end laughing so hard. Thanks even it it did make my headache worse.

More please.
Mar. 24th, 2010 02:50 am (UTC)
BWAHAHAHAHA! Okay that was fantastic!
Mar. 24th, 2010 03:06 am (UTC)

When I saw that comic, I wondered if anyone would do something like this with it...
Mar. 24th, 2010 03:21 am (UTC)
Hysterical! loved it
Mar. 24th, 2010 03:28 am (UTC)
Snorfle (barely missed the laptop)
Practically perfect in every cracky way!
Mar. 24th, 2010 04:18 am (UTC)

I want aftermath though! *offers cookies*
Mar. 24th, 2010 04:54 am (UTC)
OMG LOL! This is great!!!
Mar. 24th, 2010 06:53 am (UTC)
HAH! You posted it! *is pleased with self*

Behold, I am an Enabler! *g*

I really, really loved your comment!fic. And I'll still have your babies. *g*

Of course, I'm also of the opinion that this needs a sequel. That rack really looks appealing...

Edited to add: Oh yeah, and I totally love your icon!!! *drools*

Edited at 2010-03-24 06:54 am (UTC)
Mar. 24th, 2010 07:23 am (UTC)
Mar. 24th, 2010 08:09 am (UTC)
I am so laughing so hard! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mar. 24th, 2010 09:14 am (UTC)
Heh, nice. I do like that cartoon series, don't remember the name though.
Mar. 25th, 2010 04:04 pm (UTC)
I loved it! I love the artwork too! It made me laugh... Thanks for sharing....
Mar. 29th, 2010 04:27 pm (UTC)
Loved the story--hehehe.
Apr. 2nd, 2010 07:37 pm (UTC)
priceless absolutely priceless
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