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Title: A Faulty Interrogation
Author: kaylashay
Rating: FR13
Disclaimer: I'm not USA / Jeff Eastin / etc. (White Collar) or Bellesario or CBS / etc. (NCIS), so I don't claim to own them.
Genre: Gen; Crossover
Fandoms: White Collar; NCIS
Warnings: None
Word Count: 300
Beta: None, all mistakes are mine
Written For: sasha1600's March 2013 Unwritten Prompt

Summary: It's not often that Gibbs is stumped in interrogation.

Gibbs stormed into interrogation and threw the folder down. Pictures skittered out across the table in front of their only suspect. Only Gibbs didn't get the reaction he was expecting from the short, bald man.

"Your preprogrammed interrogation tactics don't scare me government man," he said steadily as he crossed his arms.

Gibbs leaned in behind him so he was speaking lowly in the other man's ear. "That so?"

Then Gibbs grabbed the picture of the forged gemstone necklace that had been found around the neck of an admiral's dead wife. He placed the picture at the other man's nose and growled, "We know that those are your handiwork."

"Even if that was mine, what does that prove in relation to anything? Absolutely nothing, which is what you have."

"We have everything," Gibbs barked.

"Prove it," the little man snapped back with a smug expression on his face.

Gibbs grabbed for another picture. It was a grainy shot from a parking lot security camera showing the backside of a person talking with the dead woman. Gibbs received a huff of incredulity.

"Honestly? This is your proof? And here I thought the Suit was bad enough. I would like to start my due process of the law with a phone call now. And also a non-fat mocha latte, hold the whipped cream, but bring an extra sugar pack, non-artificial, and a stirrer that is still packaged."

Gibbs just stared. He was clearly out of his depth with this particular suspect and from the looks of thing would be getting nowhere fast. He scooped up the file and its contents and stormed out the way he came in.

"DiNozzo! He's all yours," he said throwing the file toward the man and then headed to find a cup of coffee. He needed it.

Sequel: An Interrogation Filibuster


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Jun. 2nd, 2013 01:18 am (UTC)
Oh, dear. Poor Gibbs... But at least he got out of there before Mozzie started in on too many of his conspiracy theories. Tony's going to have a fun evening, isn't he? *g*
Jun. 2nd, 2013 01:21 am (UTC)
Tony and Mozzie going head to head is probably going to last as long as it takes Neal a way to get Peter to go to DC to help out and clear Mozzie's name. :)
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Jun. 2nd, 2013 01:39 am (UTC)
That is pretty much exactly what I expect how such a scene would go.

Although, in my world Tony and Mozzie already know each other, as Moz made several of Tony's emergency get-away fake ids, and possibly helped him with the Macaluso undercover gig in Philadelphia.
Jun. 2nd, 2013 01:42 am (UTC)
Hee! Gotta love crossover ideas, there's so many possibilities!! :)
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Jun. 2nd, 2013 02:51 am (UTC)
I can't help but think that Mozzie and Tony would wind up talking in movie lines, each one going more obscure as the session dragged on.

Then Abby would find something that pointed to the real killer and they'd have to let him go.
Jun. 2nd, 2013 02:55 am (UTC)
lol that's very very true
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Jun. 2nd, 2013 02:55 am (UTC)
LOL Mozzie and Gibbs, talk about an unstoppable force and immovable obstacle. this is great
Jun. 3rd, 2013 03:09 am (UTC)
Yup... And just think about Mozzie's cries if Gibbs were to slap him on the head. Police brutality and all that. :)
Jun. 2nd, 2013 04:25 am (UTC)

I do hope this is the start of a... well, perhaps not a beautiful friendship, but it sure would be interesting! Mozzie and Abby, on the other hand, would probably charm the socks off each other.
Jun. 3rd, 2013 03:09 am (UTC)
Hee! :)
Jun. 2nd, 2013 07:52 am (UTC)
OMG LOLing forever! This is absolutely hilarious!

I'm so glad the sequel is already prompted! \o/
Jun. 3rd, 2013 03:09 am (UTC)
I have an idea for that sequel... :)
Jun. 2nd, 2013 12:03 pm (UTC)
Great to see a Mozzie ficlet, and he scores against Gibbs.
Jun. 3rd, 2013 03:09 am (UTC)
Thanks! :)
Jun. 2nd, 2013 06:17 pm (UTC)
tee hee...
Jun. 3rd, 2013 03:10 am (UTC)
Hee! :)
Jun. 3rd, 2013 03:56 pm (UTC)

When I read the summary for this piece, I assumed it would be Neal being interrogated by Gibbs. Imagine my huge amusement to find it was Mozzie. And yeah, I think he'd try anyone's patience (and ability to interrogate properly). Hilarious!
Jun. 7th, 2013 03:27 am (UTC)
Hee! Thanks! Mozzie would run circles around most anyone in interrogation. :)
Jun. 6th, 2013 10:24 pm (UTC)
LOl love it!
Jun. 7th, 2013 03:27 am (UTC)
Hee! Thanks :)
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