First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
My list is:
01 Abby Sciuto (NCIS)
02 Neal Caffrey (White Collar)
03 John Sheppard (SGA)
04 Tony DiNozzo (NCIS)
05 Elizabeth Burke (White Collar)
06 Rodney McKay (SGA)
07 Leroy Jethro Gibbs (NCIS)
08 Peter Burke (White Collar)
09 Jack O'Neill (SG1)
10 Shannon Gibbs (NCIS)
11 Mozzie (White Collar)
12 Daniel Jackson (SG1)
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Rodney McKay / Mozzie... That would be one hell of a cracky fic. I think I would read it for sheer entertainment.
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Tony DiNozzo is definitely hot. I started watching NCIS for his character.
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Daniel getting Peter pregnant??!! I'm sure there would have been alien tech involved. And El might not be too happy with the situation. Neal would just fall over laughing and break something I think. Mozzie would try to convince Neal that this is why he shouldn't be beholden to the government.
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
I don't read many SG1 fics as SGA is more my thing. But I think the one I would rec the most about Jack O'Neill is actually a crossover with BtVS and called Bridges by tassosss.
Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Neal and Rodney? First Mozzie and now Neal. McKay is just working his way through the White Collar crew. I think they are both too high maintenance for each other. They need people who are not as high maintenance as themselves.
Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
El/Jack or El/Shannon... I actually like the idea of El/Shannon. Maybe Shannon had a little indiscretion one of the times her husband was deployed.
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
John/Shannon; She'd always heard that death was just the beginning of a great journey, but she didn't her journey to take her to a new galaxy and the arms of John Sheppard.
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Abby/Peter fluff? Huh... I just don't see that one working out. I'd be more convinced of Abby/El.
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Gibbs/Daniel; Love Lost, Love Found
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Tony deflowering Abby!? Well first off, it would need to be an AU since Abby is Abby. Next, I think the plot device would have to involve being trapped in the elevator. The thing just finally broke down after one too many of Gibbs' conferences.
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Gibbs slash? It would probably be easier to list who didn't read that. :)
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
John het? I'm sure there have been a few, but slash is more likely for him.
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Definitely. I'll be working on a Mozzie fic for the White Collar reverse big bang actually. :)
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
"Fuck me, Marine!!!!" Shannon yelled as Gibbs did his best to follow her orders.
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Peter Burke... After studying my playlist, I decided on Life's a Dance by John Michael Montgomery.
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Abby/Rodney/Daniel; WARNINGS: Extremely Fast Talking Rambles
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Neal trying to pick up Shannon? Will you be my muse?
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
El? I read some things today... can't remember what exactly since I'm in the middle of a nasty cold. But I'm sure I read something.
What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
McKay's secret kink? Someone who will read his own papers back to him in a sultry voice. He gets off on hearing his own words read by someone else.
Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Mozzie would definitely have to be drunk to even beginning shagging Jack. I mean Jack is part of the government complex and so deep in all those conspiracies... well. Yeah. Very, very drunk and maybe under the influence of alien tech.
If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
John/Gibbs... I see Gibbs winning the top battle. But John might take him in the second round with a quicker recovery period.
How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Gibbs/Peter... I could work with that. Of course things get really interesting when they end up with Tony/Neal joining them. I think I have a college AU to continue that involves just that. :)