
Title: Out of the Ring
Author:
Disclaimer: I do not own BtVS or SG1.
Length: 100 words
Team: SGC
Note: Written for

Dawn glared at the offending ring and finally resorted to shouting. “Why don’t you just open up another blue portal thingy to take me home?!”
It had been the longest five hours of her life. There were no signs of life beyond the little bugs that kept biting her arms.
She sat on the ground, using the control looking device as a backrest. She had resolved to give Willow one more hour before she tried out herself.
Without warning, there was a popping sound and a blue substance formed in the ring. Dawn watched with caution as someone stepped out.
Title: Top This
Author:
Disclaimer: I do not own BtVS or SG1.
Length: 100 words
Team: SGC
Note: Written for

Jack spoke up, “An ancient Goa’uld named Hathor tried to turn me into her first Jaffa after she overtook the SGC.”
“Desecrated an Indian burial site while on the job, was cursed by the warrior spirit with syphilis and some other funky diseases. Oh, and the spirits crashed Thanksgiving dinner.”
Jack frowned. “I have a clone.”
Xander’s eye had a glint in it. “Possessed by a hyena and at a live pig.”
“Would you two stop it?! We think we have the DHD working,” Daniel cut them off.
“’Bout time,” Jack muttered.
“But I was about to win!” Xander whined.
Comments
Darn that 100 word limit. ;-)
Funny but I think maybe Jack could take Xander in the wacky things happen to me far, far too often catagory.
;-)