Kayla Shay (kaylashay) wrote,
Kayla Shay
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LJ Fun: Letter to Santa



Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Thursday I turned satyrnfive in for running naked in the mall (3 points). In August I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In May I donated bone marrow to original_copy in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In July I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last week I bought porn for tthjinni (10 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-393 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!

Sincerely,
kaylashay81

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