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LJ Fun: Letter to Santa



Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Thursday I turned satyrnfive in for running naked in the mall (3 points). In August I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In May I donated bone marrow to original_copy in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In July I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last week I bought porn for tthjinni (10 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-393 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!

Sincerely,
kaylashay81

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satyrnfive
Nov. 12th, 2006 06:28 pm (UTC)
Hey! How come all I got was turned in for running naked in the mall and Jinni gets porn? What a great friend! ;)
kaylashay
Nov. 12th, 2006 08:56 pm (UTC)
Did you notice you get 10 points for buying someone porn?

Oh, I'm starting a new advertising campaign to get tourists to visit my dictatorship of Duluth. Wanna come?
satyrnfive
Nov. 12th, 2006 09:43 pm (UTC)
Don't invite Jinni she might commit genocide. ;)

Nothing says Christmas like burning puppies, porn, and genocide.
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