Oh my word...

Okay-

Row 1- I'm all for (And for "Object Penetration" one -why am I envisioning a lovingly handmade wooden dildo that Gibbs gives to (uses on? >.< ) Tony

Row 2- I'm all for (hmmmmm chastity devices hmmmmm)

Row 3- I'm all for (OMFG -knife kink /cj fans self)

Row 4- Everything works for me but the furries /cj shivers ewwww lol

Row 5- Everything works for me but the watersports (I'm SO not into watersports/scat. bluck)


Okay - I'm waiting.... you done writing these yet? ^_^

The wooden dildo could be an entry for "Feel The Wood" bwhahaha... a dildo shaped like a submarine or a boat

And, ewww, but I had a spat for the furries thing -an undercover assignment that gets hinky -and they get tied up together IN COSTUME and smut ensues with all the rubbing and friction as they try to escape

/cj chucks carrots at your bunnies

and NO I'm not writing the dildo fic - NOPE - all yours. It's bad enough I wrote the cupcake fic. Hey that reminds me - I need post something in my LJ hehehe...

I can't wait to see what you come up with for sleepy/unconscious. So much potential there for hurt!tony being cared for by Gibbs, who gets all turned on when caring for his agent and... *ahem*

anyway... ummm... got a little excited there, sorry

it would be a first time story of course. And poor tony's all hurt, not too badly of course, just enough bruises and whatnot that Gibbs is taking care of him, bathing his wounds, stroking his chest... and I really have to stop here or I'll write the damn thing myself and I'm not very good writing porn

I have plenty of ideas, but the actual writing of it? No can do. I can manage a "fade to black" sort of soap opera sex scene pretty well, but if I try the actual scene itself it's horrid. I'll leave those sorts of scenes in the hands of the experts!

you may be onto to something there. he *does* work so well with so many people!

*nods* Tony/John Sheppard has a LOT of possibilities. Shep himself has a lot of possibilities. I've slashed him with Jack Harkness, from Torchwood and Doctor Who (the guy in my icon) in a crack set of drabbles.

yep- that's a great episode!

sga_newsletter has a section where it posts about icons. If you skimmed a few days of newsletters you'll probably find a ton

If you can drag Abby into it, I can see her being into watersports, or at least knowing how much fun sex can be with a full bladder. She could probably talk/con Tony into it.....

I have one for your icon (which of course can use card "bondage". Gibbs sees Tony tease Ziva (or Kate) with handcuffs. Tony is hinting to one of the girls, or hey even McGee, that handcuffs have so many kinly uses. Tony doesn't know Gibbs sees him, as usual, untill he walks up at the end and says someting about work. Gibbs decides to teach Tony what teasing really is... He catches Tony unaware (off the clock) and handcuffs him... At first it was just going to be a lesson, but when Tony gets "intrested" Gibbs goes futher.
And if you do this one, seriously let me know so I can read it. *pleeds*

Yay! I can hardly wait!

Of course you can add bruising (from the spanking), verbal humiliation (for peeing in the floor) and/or rough sex into this one too....

I've posted a couple of plot bunnies on my LJ so here's one for the sex toys sort of-could also fit for some others:

I know some parenting books and the show SuperNanny have a technique called the Naughty chair where a misbehaving child has to sit to calm down or for punishment. It came to me that Gibbs should have in his basement a hand carved stool with phallus in the center. Tony esp. or if you are really kinky anyone on his team misbehaving has to sit impaled on the phallus (covered with a condom and lubed). and contemplate his (or her errors) until Gibbs is ready to deal with him. Even if it is a team thing I'm sure Tony is delibrately bad since he likes the attention as dos Abby. Perhaps newly minteed field McGee overhears Tony,, Abby, or Kate disucssing the Naughty Chair and gets curious.



For the plushy/furry thing, how about McGee get dressed up to look like Bert fo Abby.


For watersports--not one of my kinks, but how combining with the the handcuff comments, perhaps G/Dinozzo are handcuffed together and are on the run. Another thought is that apparently when you are a sniper and you are in place you pee in place, so I can imagine Gibbs not thinking it a big deal. Also there is always the writing your name in the snow, an DiNozzo is an awfully long name.

I like Humiliation, and spanking/paddling. But I like it to be non consensual. D/s