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Title: Oh I Wish I Were a Little Tube of Lube
Author: kaylashay
Rating: FR15
Disclaimer: I'm not Bellesario or CBS, so I don't claim to own them.
Warnings: M/M Mentioned, nothing graphic
Genre: Slash
Pairings: Gibbs/DiNozzo
Word Count: 100
Challenge: ncis_drabble; Past Challenge #104 - Chemistry

Crossposted: ncis_drabble; ncisfanfic; gibbs_dinozzo; gibbsbasement

Note: Written for ferneberga because of a comment made on Five Ways to Bedroom Satisfaction. (read that one first) Hopefully this serves as your peephole. More notes after fic...

Summary: What happens in the shower, stays in the shower.

Their second night together, Tony decided he wanted a change of scenery. The basement was great and kind of kinky, but he wanted to test out some of the other rooms in Gibbs’ house. So when he talked Gibbs into sex in the shower, he was ecstatic. Then it all went to hell with an innocent blob of lube on the bathtub’s floor. There was probably some detailed chemical explanation for it, but it boiled down to Gibbs’ foot hitting the blob which led to his ass hitting the floor, hard. From that moment on, the shower was off limits.

Note: Internet is still cutting out. It's randomly intermittent tonight. Maybe one day... *sigh* Anyway, this is roughly based on a real life scenario, only sex wasn't involved. But there was lube on the shower floor, there was falling... and let's just leave it at that.

Note 2: I also wrote this because I kept thinking of "Oh I wish I were a little bar of soap..." Oh to be a bar of soap for Gibbs and/or Tony.... *happy sigh*


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Sep. 25th, 2008 09:11 pm (UTC)
You do?? Where is this at? Is it readable somewhere?

Sep. 25th, 2008 08:31 am (UTC)
Well, I loved it, but...lube on the shower floor and sex involved? What does lube do on the shower floor if sex wasn't involved. Even if you've been alone. It's your own fault I'm asking, you made my mind going...
Sep. 25th, 2008 10:41 pm (UTC)
Okay, okay... my roomie will never know I put this out here...

There's two parts to this and my knowledge of them happened out of order or else it never would have happened.

Part 1: The Shower

I stayed the weekend at my parents house and arrived back at my apartment early Monday morning. I needed to take my shower and get ready for work. So I followed my normal routine and just as I put my left foot into the tub, it flew out from under me. This resulted in my right leg banging the ledge of the tub at knee level (bruise resulted) and my right foot banging the trash can and my body heading downward. Luckily, there was a towel bar on the wall and I grabbed it and the towel bar saved me from a complete fall. (this, I think, led to another incident I excerpted below) At this point, my knee hurt and I gingerly stepped in the shower to start it. The floor was very slick and I was overly cautious the entire time.

Part 2: The Reason

Later that day, I mentioned my almost fall in the bathroom and asked my roomie if he put anything in the shower over the weekend. He likes to clean while I'm gone because I'm allergic to a lot of the cleaners... He got a very embarrassed look on his face. Then the truth came out. Apparently, he had a tube of lube in his bedroom trash can that still had some in it that spilled out in the trash can. He took the trash can to the bathtub to rinse it out and the lube was transferred from the trash can to the bathtub floor. He evidently didn't use the shower after doing this. Then I come in completely oblivious...


Oh, the "grabbing of the towel bar" could have been a precursor to the what I call the Towel Bar Incident as described below from a previous locked post:

So, when you are falling down in the bathtub while taking a shower, your natural response is to what? If you said, "Grab for the built in towel bar in the shower that will keep you from falling," you would be correct. However, what you didn't know was that the built in (ceramic) towel bar would pick that exact moment to break. Somehow, you didn't fall, but you find yourself standing in the shower with a chunk of towel bar in your hand, other pieces lying around, and a few tiny pieces on the bathtub floor.

Then you realize your right hand hurts. So you sit the piece in your hand down and look at your hand and see a few small cuts right in the middle of your palm. Well, not too bad as damage goes, could have been worse. Then you notice lots of red running down with the water on the front of your chest. Well crap. You see the great big gash on top of your right breast. You don't know what piece hit it, but it sure is bleeding. You stand in the shower trying to stop the bleeding and continuously rinsing blood off when you see a big stream of red going down your leg. Well crap again. Somehow the tiniest little cut on your left knee is creating a gusher. Minutes later, the blood loss is mostly under control, so it's safe to stop the water and get dried off before going in hunt of bandaids and antiseptic ointment. Then you ponder how exactly one chunk of the towel bar ended up outside of the shower and on the other side of the toilet. You still haven't solved this mystery.

Thankfully, your male roomie (even if he is gay) is not at home, so you can move around without a shirt until you can get the bleeding stopped, the bandaid and ointment and finally put a shirt on with no chance for blood stains.

Then you're left with figuring out what to tell the roomie when he comes home and wondering what the apartment complex will say.

Life is so much fun at times...
Sep. 25th, 2008 08:46 am (UTC)
Thank you, thank you! That was a lovely morning wake up call
Sep. 25th, 2008 10:41 pm (UTC)
You're welcome! :-)
Sep. 25th, 2008 11:42 am (UTC)
From the TW&P Caption!This game. Caption by CJ.

Oh, I wish I were a little bar of soap.
Oh, I wish I were a little bar of soap.
I would slippy and I’d slidey,
Over Gibbs' fine fine hiney.
Oh, I wish I were a little bar of soap.
Sep. 25th, 2008 10:42 pm (UTC)
Re: From the TW&P Caption!This game. Caption by CJ.

Still at work... wondering if I'll have internet when I get home...

But... oh to be that bar of soap. Or its sibling the next stall over with Tony or McGee... oh the lucky bars of soap.

Sep. 25th, 2008 12:58 pm (UTC)
lol Cute, thanks.
Sep. 25th, 2008 10:43 pm (UTC)

Sep. 25th, 2008 04:34 pm (UTC)
*snicker* Oh to be injured by lube. Never a good thing!
Sep. 25th, 2008 10:43 pm (UTC)
Hee... :-)

*cross finger for internet when I go home*
Sep. 25th, 2008 08:13 pm (UTC)
Ouch more Gibbs. A good drabble
Sep. 25th, 2008 10:44 pm (UTC)
Thanks! :-)
Feb. 28th, 2009 11:09 pm (UTC)
(came here from orig_slavefic)
Mar. 2nd, 2009 12:41 am (UTC)

Glad you enjoyed this and reviewed!
May. 14th, 2009 12:50 pm (UTC)
Ahahaha, that was great! I just laughed outloud in my office, got a few odd looks...they dont understand!
May. 16th, 2009 05:27 am (UTC)
Hee! That's why I watch what I read at work... ;-)

Glad you enjoyed!
Jan. 29th, 2011 05:25 am (UTC)

Heehee! Who would have thought that lube in shower would lead to a new unofficial rule. LOL! Thank you so much for sharing this! Loved it! :)

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